Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
Me: no
Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
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mala-suerte:

tastefullyoffensive:

When I see a single girl at a party. [via]

lmaooooo IM DYING
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foodchewer:

newzealandprince:

foodchewer:

its almost midnight you know what that means..

That it’s almost midnight

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(via shvdow-d)

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wispygirl:

By far one of the most amazing few days of the summer.
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princass:

life is tough when you’re a lazy perfectionist who simultaneously doesn’t give a shit about anything but at the same time cares too much about everything u feel

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mermaidiuh:

cloeisrad:

Dancing w my lil bloom

This gives me hope

(via herskeleton)

foxnewsofficial:

flickerman:

i just realized that i don’t actually have to do anything with my life… i don’t have to achieve anything i’m free to waste all my “potential” and lower the bar so down low just breathing is enough… !!! honestly!!! because i don’t actually give a shit i’m just pretending!

i think this is really important to remember

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